One of my readers sent me this hilarious email. Hope you get a good laugh out of this!
- “Drag and Drop”
- “We put the hospital in hospitality”
- “Board as a doctor, leave as a patient”
- “Our prices can’t be beaten, but our passengers can”
- “We have First Class, Business Class and No Class”
- “Not enough seating, prepare for a beating”
- “We treat you like we treat your luggage”
- “We beat the customer. Not the competition”
- “And you thought leg room was an issue”
- “Where voluntary is mandatory”
- “Fight or flight. We decide”
- “Now offering one free carry off”
- “Beating random customers since 2017”
- “If our staff needs a seat, we’ll drag you out by your feet”
- “A bloody good airline”
To many good ones to choose from, I like: “Board as a doctor, leave as a patient”.
Which one is your favourite? Please let us know in the comment section below!